Things my instructor said

"Right rudder right rudder right rudder"
"Look before you bank."
"Left. ... left .... the OTHER left..."
"That's not the throttle."
"Keep flying until the plane stops."
"You really don't like taxiing, do you."
"No aerobatics, remember"
"Did you forget anything? (sigh)"
"You've got white knuckles again."
"Do you have any idea where we are?!?"
"That was better - except for the part where you crashed"